Does anyone else think that Steven Seagal is the cinematic equivalent of Trump?

They both love Putin,have several sexual assault accusations,been sued for shady business dealings etc

 

Nope nut he is absolutely the winner of the straight-to-dvd format.No question there.

 

fake hair; c'mon bro.

 

And while Trump uses Lady Clairol (UFO Orange) for coloring, Seagal just uses black shoe polish.

 

Yeah,and fat

 

And

 

He also hates everyone and thinks he is better than they are. Bet you don't know which one I'm referring to. (Doesn't matter.)

 

I think you'll find that he wore the equivalent of a man's muumuu in his last several movies (muumuuvies?). Because they're so slimming. Here he is now, fully fashion accessorized: