Did Jesus bang a hooker?

Ghost of Cutten · May 14, 2010

Mary Magdalene. Come on, you know it's true.

T_Geithner · May 14, 2010

no but a hooker banged Jesus

Jesus liked it when people put things in his butt

Navin Johnson · May 14, 2010

Quote from Ghost of Cutten:

Mary Magdalene. Come on, you know it's true.
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YOU SHOULD FOLLOW YOUR OWN ADVICE.

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Sounds too good to be true? Read on:

Imagine a trading technique that worked with 100% reliability.
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Ok, I have now had at least 5 people asking me to tell them this guaranteed technique to improve your trading and success in life. Some of you may be surprised, or even disappointed, when I tell you what it is. A few may even accuse me of deception, of wasting their time. But I can assure you, if you *actually follow the technique* in a consistent, disciplined way, you *will* achieve the benefits I promised. The technique is this:

Never read, and definitely donât post, anything on Elitetrader.com in the Politics & Religion and Chit Chat forums.
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http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=149084

Ghost of Cutten · May 14, 2010

Lol very true

AAAintheBeltway · May 15, 2010

Another addition to the ignore list.

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Did Jesus bang a hooker?

Did Jesus have carnal knowledge of the prostitute Mary Magdalene?

Hell yeah, what red-blooded male wouldn't jump at a piece of that action?

No way! Jesus was our lord and savior, and an all-round nice chap, who was certainly able to resist

OUT BLASPHEMER, MAY THE LORD SMITE THEE, THAT THOU SHALT BE PUNISHED AND BURN FOR ALL ETERNITY IN TH

Ghost of Cutten

T_Geithner

Navin Johnson

Ghost of Cutten

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