Democrats: ‘Voting Needs To Be So Easy That Even The Most Uninformed Idiot Can Do It’

Discussion in 'Politics' started by FortuneTeller, Apr 14, 2021.

  1. This seems to be the main mantra of the Democratic Party. :D

    Democrats: ‘Voting Needs To Be So Easy That Even The Most Uninformed Idiot Can Do It’ | The Babylon Bee

    WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have slammed Georgia's voting laws and similar laws across the country, and are demanding that voting be made easier.

    "Voting is too hard. It needs to be made so easy that even the most uninformed moron in the country could do it," said Senator Chuck Schumer in a press conference. "As a matter of fact, we need more uninformed morons voting. We also need rubes, simpletons, goobers, nincompoops, dunces, dullards, cretins, nitwits, and half-wits voting as well."

    According to election law experts, voting in most states requires only the most basic human life skills to accomplish-- such as having an ID, standing in a line, and pressing buttons. Democrats believe that's too high a barrier for their voter base.

    "Voting for Democrats should be basically automatic, as long as you have at least one brain cell," Schumer continued. "Our democracy is stronger when more people vote."

    Democrats are currently polling well among uninformed morons and currently enjoy comfortable leads among simpletons, dolts, and oafs.

    "If we can somehow get those people to the polls," said Schumer, "we'll never lose another election!"
     
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  2. AR15

    AR15

    Yeah voter ID is racist, we all know that. Didn’t you know blacks are too dumb to find out how to get a free ID when they need to vote? They’re only able to do it when they need government handouts?

    Remember when Sleepy Joe said something about minorities not knowing how to use the internet to find vaccine sites or covid testing LMFAO
     
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  3. People need ID for tons of things but the Dems don't think they need it to vote. It's hard to cheat that way.
     
  4. AR15

    AR15

    Within 20 years this will be the United States of Russia or United States of China. No doubt
     
  5. Since the Dems seem to like China more than Russia, we are probably heading to be more like China. :(
     
  6. smallfil

    smallfil

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  7. smallfil

    smallfil

    We have how many ET trolls? There are probably, 10 sure votes for Democrats over here. I am sure they support massive election fraud as well because they damn well know, that is the only way they will win. How many of you ET trolls (be honest) actually, believe that Joe Biden won the November 3, 2020 elections over President Donald Trump?
     
  8. LacesOut

    LacesOut

    Uninformed idiot = Libtard base