Coronavirus stock market rally triggers the dreaded 'death cross'

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/coro...signal-the-dreaded-death-cross-193931860.html

 

Articles like this should belong in a Compendium Of Bogus Analysis.

This one could lead the way, combining the oft-observed miss-attribution of cause vis effect, with an extra-strong dose of spurious correlation, but then the real topper of gross mathematical abuse. All of this in one article.

 

it's all part of my boyz play.... they pump whatever shit that's necessary to keep the dumb and dumber hesitating while they pull this thing up..

in a few days the dumb and dumber are gonna be left empty handed, in the dust, just like they have been since 2009.

 

Who are your boys?

 

the ones in the know, the ruling class.

 

Specifically though?

 

Good news...

Italy has reported "only" about 4000 new cases today. Same as yesterday.

These are lows that haven't been seen in almost 2 weeks. Perhaps it's winding down over there.

 

you can throw GS and JPM in there for sure... but the network is extensive.

 

Ok.

Goldman predicts massive unemployment and GDP decline, followed. by the fastest recovery ever.

 

Any weird groups or cults that the layman doesn't know about?