Boys, I'll bet you never thought it would come to this. https://www.wlbt.com/2025/01/22/mississippi-politician-files-contraception-begins-erection-act/
As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.” a/k/a The Bubba Clinton Act
This will make the new Tesla Wankpanzer illegal in Mississhippi. Also this as a transport. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wank_(mountain)
The vote will be a show of clean hands for those in favor of the bill, but those opposed will have a master debater to beat off this egregious attack on every member of PLM†. † PLM -- penile lives matter