This reminds of that great comedy from 1980 Used Cars. There is a scene where they do a car sales pitch in the middle of Jimmy Carter's inflation speech. This ad has a similar feel to it. Used Cars is one of the funniest movies I ever saw. Cult classic produced by Spielberg himself.
Funny you of all people should ask that. You gonna buy one to park by the side of your cardboard trailer?
Not many people gonna be buying tesla. Imagine alienating more than 3/4 of your customer base. You know there isn't much MAGA buying Teslas. I was in Vancouver last year and there was 1 tesla for every like 15 cars i saw. BOOM bye bye.
No but I could buy you a balsa wood Tesla and load it with oranges from Brazil and ship it to you in FL since you seem to not have enough oranges. Elcubano could join you sucking the juice out of the oranges.
Sorry ElCubano but Elon and Tesla will be here when you gone. You may have to get you a bicycle to pedal over to Suntraders and chupar naranjas.
Never said tsla wasn't going to be here. Just saying not too many people gonna be buying them. Maybe if he steps down. You can ride your buffalo to chupar Musk moronga. .