Chinese Restourant In Madrid Serving Roast Duck

Fowl play.

 

We used to make jokes as kids, that some places are serving meat of cats and pigeons. Turns out, rumors were true.

 

You realize, of course, that if they're serving pigeons, it takes on a double meaning.

 

I did not cuz i read it as a foul/flaw. But right after, >true story< i did this :


Usually i would get it, but never heard this birb joke before.

Fowl.
Owl.
Crow.
Meow.

Eminem. (laughs)

 

Well, if they are serving a pigeon to a customer who thinks he's getting duck, then the customer they're serving is also a pigeon.

 

Damn. Even ChatGPT could not see it. Facts.

That's why one does not destroy a bottle of wine before ordering a duck.

,,

- Yoah. Sarah
- Yeah ?
- That drunk over there.
- Again ?
- Yeah. Serve him a rat. Tell it's a stake. Charge $90.

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