Captions Please.

You arrive late and then leave early to go see some Korean Dumphuk. What's up wit dat? You want Justin to start crying?

 

All this I will give to you: great media, the love of hollywood, praise from politicians all over the world, a massive presidential library and slush fund, and paid internet trolls will love you” she said, “if you will bow down and worship Central Bankers and World Government” Trump said to her, “Away from me, Satan! For ‘I am Donald Trump and my people are winning"

 

*in my best German accent*

Damn it, where do you buy your Clairol Nice and Easy Orange number Zehn.

 

Sorry to disappoint you all, but time is up bitches - time for fair trade!

 

Not a caption but a follow up..

 

John Bolton is thinking: I knew it, I warned everyone about this

 

Shinzo it thinking, 'you guys are fucked'.

 

“But Obama gave us everything!”