Caption Contest

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Hello? Hello? Somebody get my tailor to tell me why I'm wearing floods!

 

How about: 'hello doctor? I got those funny blisters in my right hand?..."

 

The bitch forgot to pack my speed stick.

 

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Dance! Boogie Wonderland! Dance!

 

Is it just me, or is Obama holding that phone upside down, like a 2 year old.

 

And what is that arm doing there on the left of the photo? Someone waiting doggy style???

 

Can you hear me now?