Can I expense cocaine?

Joking

 

Trading your own money is very very stressful. We sometimes need some 'medication' to help reduce the stress.

We also need regular 'massages' to reduce that stress as well. Can we also expense 'massages' ?

 

Also, what if the massages and cocaine were to entertain a prized broker or valuable client?

Because I would go run and get a series 7 for a large enough client and make sure he was rolling in nose powder or whatever. (cough)

 

Coca Nostril?

 

What if the cocaine was prescribed by an unlicensed Columbian physician named Dr. Feelgood?

 

Try this when feeling "out of sorts", LOL

 

Pain can be sobering.
I once made a man a god by teaching him asceticism.

 

There is one poster who post incessantly, who thinks he ia god. The market will change his attitude sooner or later. What is his name?