AUSTIN, TX—As leadership in Texas held a press conference to give updates on the tragic school shooting in Uvalde, candidate for governor Beto O'Rourke took the time to drop by and remind everyone he's a giant turd. "Governor Abbott and people of Texas, my name is Robert Francis, and I am a massive turd," he began. "I am not just a turd but a tool, and a wanker as well! Vote for me this November!" The bizarre weirdo then began to pass out "VOTE FOR BETO!" campaign literature to the stunned members of the audience. Several Texas officials angrily stood up and informed O'Rourke that a school shooting press conference was not an appropriate place to remind everyone that he sucks. "Listen, Beta, we all know you suck, but can we talk about this later? This isn't a good time," said Governor Abbott. "NO! We shall talk about this RIGHT NOW!" cried O'Rourke, shaking his finger in the air. "The world must know just how much of a steaming pile of crap I am! I will NOT be silent! I'm garbage, I tell you, PURE GARBAGE! And I can do skateboard tricks! Watch!" O'Rourke then performed a kickflip on a skateboard he had brought with him. "Wow! A real live turd!" replied several Democrat members of the audience. "Finally, a candidate who tells it like it is!" At publishing time, O'Rourke's public confrontation cost him dearly among independent voters but increased his popularity by 23% on the Left.
Beto did the right thing. The entire Texas government is a shit show and they will try to deflect responsibility down.
Gov't is a shit show that will tear out your broken heart, lucky there was a hero nearby to end the tragedy. Oddball kid became maladjusted and killed some neighbors pets, connected online and somehow afforded $7,000 in weapons while working at Wendy's.
People used to- maybe still do- call former Florida Governor/congressman- Charlie Crist "Windsock Charlie" because he would check the political winds every day and adjust his political positions as needed. Which brings us back to Beto who does the same routine. You need a software program to track the changes in his various positions as the winds blow. Beto O'Rourke shifts position on AR-15s once again, quietly edits campaign website Beto O'Rourke has repeatedly changed his position on AR-15s https://www.foxnews.com/politics/texas-beto-orourke-ar-15-position-campaign-website
Beto actually has a song written about him on YouTube: Big Time Rush - The Giant Turd Song (Big Time Strike-10/10/11) - YouTube