(mostly collected from Reddit) "Great—my horse has worms and the pharmacy is out of everything except COVID vaccines." --Conan O'Brien Just Say Neigh Doctor to patient at hospital: "Why the long face?" I live in Texas and this is the least surprising thing I've ever heard. Survival of the fittest or death of the dumbest. “But, ‘Herd Thinner’ is the name of the brand. I can’t change that...yes, it is a highly toxic gel, and your point is?” —Dan Halen of “Squidbillies” I asked 3 of my anti-Vax coworkers how many people would have to die in a year for them to take a virus seriously. One said 30-50 million, one said 10% of the world's population, and one said 50%. (sadly, not a joke) "Find your average dumb fuck antivaxer then realize that half of them are even dumber. There you go, you now understand how somebody can be that dense." They can't even use their illiteracy as an excuse, there's a picture of a freaking horse on the box. That's how you know you'll be healthy as a horse! If it's not meant to be ingested by humans, why does it taste so good? If you use a horse dewormer to fight a disease there's a free vaccine for...you might be a redneck. "My dumb ass done eat the horsey pills to cure my China man virus! Now my tummy don't feels so good."
I got a speeding ticket (A misdemeanor) in Texas for driving 48 in a posted 35 MPH zone. I decided to defend myself to save attorney fees but still have a chance of beating the ticket. My reasoning was I know the facts, understand the elements of the alleged crime against me, know how to create an effective opening statement, and deliver compelling closing argument. While my understanding of rules of evidence was not complete, especially in their practical application under adversarial circumstances, I knew my cross examination of the officer would be fruitful. Long story short, I ended up with a small win: They are giving me barly-fed Kobe steak for my final meal!
Instead of dismissing a medicine because it's also used for horses, or because taking a horse-sized dose will hurt you, our overlords could have a little credibility if they stopped saying "no evidence" and address what exactly is wrong or fake about all of this: https://ivmmeta.com
This is why they should've made the vaccine mandatory and for anybody who didn't get the vaccine and they are eligible and ended up catching the virus, they are refused admittance to the hospital; they are on their own. Precious healthcare resources shouldn't be wasted on those who don't help themselves. Even God only helps those who help themselves why should us humans do more?
Oh look… a completely debunked website pushing complete nonsense. Including fraudulent studies. Even the manufacturer of Ivermectin, Merck, states the drug is completely ineffective in the prevention or treatment of Covid-19.
Ironical that they now have Genesis, in pill form! I seriously am thinking I have a problem. I cannot stop thinking in video analogy. Frak!