I see too many Babylonbee threads started hoping to bait users w/shitty attempts at satire. Please refrain from polluting the board and just post them here. We'd do the same for Borowitz Report threads, but no one's retarded enough to start them. Sincerely, management. mods, please feel free to sticky this thread
And posters who reformat their posts with links instead of just pasting the URL so you can just see what rubbish they have linked to without right clicking for the link target to avoid giving garbage a click.
How about a thread that contains all the Evils of Dr. Fauci? This man is as bad as Hitler. Anyway, what is wrong with satire?
Chrome let's you hover over urls and address shows at the left bottom corner. Ain't nobody got time to give right wing nut trash outlets a click
Yes, I tend to use Opera a lot as I was a tester and did debugging from very early days when I still did programming. Hard to believe its been around since 1995..a couple of guys called Geir and Jon started it while working in Norway telecoms. I must admit, that the boys can't tell parody articles from real ones is amusing though of course deeply disturbing Top Contenders To Digitally Replace Donald Trump In ‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ FORMER president and all round malignant tumour Donald Trump has a famous cameo in Home Alone 2 but in light of all actions that have made him infamous and horrible to look at the Christmas movie will now only air with Trump digitally removed from the Culkin classic. But just what uncontroversial, scandal-free, family friendly face should he be replaced with? The production company behind the film are said to be considering 5 candidates and will be putting it to a public vote soon. What do you make of the options? 1) Jeffrey Epstein There must be some continuity to the cameo. Trump was chosen for his opulent wealth so a digital CGI Epstein replacement seems a solid choice. 2) Saddam Hussein Again, the replacement shouldn’t seem completely random or a massive departure from Trump. Someone seemingly equally fond of democracy as Trump, Hussein could be the way to go. 3) John McClane It’s the Christmas movie crossover everybody wants! If John isn’t available just get Bruce Willis, he’ll act in anything these days. 4) Ivanka Trump Her father’s scene isn’t too demanding, he simply provides directions to Kevin McAllister so it wouldn’t be asking much of Ivanka and she already has the morally corrupt personality vacuum routine down pat. 5) Macaulay Culkin Scientists have warned of the grave implications of the actors present day self traveling back in time to meet his former self, but what’s the worst that could happen.
Redhats have a tiny cortex which only reads headline deep, and the plausibly deniable baity title keeps their lizard brains fed with "woke" outrage. Fox does this by stretching context too, knowing full well they won't read the article. It'd be funnier if it wasn't so pernicious and calculated
Well once in a great while they create an amusing satire story. Terrorists Decide Against Hijacking Plane After Realizing It's A Boeing https://babylonbee.com/news/terrorists-decide-against-hijacking-plane-after-realizing-its-a-boeing