Wow, dial it back a bit, Mates. You have violated the American standards, which are, by the way, very, very low. 'Sickening.' Australians Have Been Shocked by Reports of Sex at the Country's Legislature https://time.com/5949199/australia-sex-parliament/
Nah, you cant go much lower than President Clinton, they say Slick Willies spunks stains are still on the Oval office carpets even though its been 25 years since Lewinsky pleasured him from under his desk there.