Andrew Gillum found inebriated in Florida hotel with meth

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Snarkhund, Mar 13, 2020.

  1. Snarkhund

    Snarkhund

  2. Tony Stark

    Tony Stark

    Sad.
     
  3. Snarkhund

    Snarkhund

    Looks like Florida voters made the right choice.... Holy shit.
     
  4. Tony Stark

    Tony Stark

    3 men in a hotel room with crystal meth usually means a down low session.
     
  5. He'll be running for the mayor of DC.
     
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  6. Whoa. I thought he was the mayor of Tallahassee, not DC.

    In his defense though, he said he was not taking any drugs.

    :cool:

    By the way, I did not see that any arrests were made. Probably he is immune from prosecution based on the "I AM A RISING DEMOCRATIC STAR" clause in the law.
     
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  7. Tsing Tao

    Tsing Tao

    Preach it, brother. We could have been the next Washington DC had we elected Marion Barry 2.0
     
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  8. Snarkhund

    Snarkhund

    Surreal...

    Next thing they will say "Stacey Abrams was seen fleeing on foot. Tracking dogs are being employed and FLIR equipped helicopter. Florida State Troopers are quoted as saying "she is quicker than she looks"... like a 600 lb Javelina. Travelers are advised to stay in their vehicles".
     
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  9. Indeed. A buffalo is actually an extremely fast animal.
     
  10. Snarkhund

    Snarkhund

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    #10     Mar 13, 2020
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