An Old Henny Youngman Joke

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by hayman, Jun 28, 2018.

  1. hayman

    hayman

    A broker calls me yesterday and tells me about this great stock at 60 cents a share. I say "terrific, buy me 10,000 shares." He calls me back 10 minutes later and says it's up to 70 cents a share. I say, "Wow, buy me another 10,000 shares." He calls back a few minutes later and says it's now at 80 cents a share! I'm so excited I tell him to buy me another 10,000 shares. He immediately calls me back and says "it's now up to 90 cents a share"! I say, "Fantastic! Sell!" He says...."to who"?