A Who’s-Who-The-Heck-IS-That of 2020 Candidates — Your Democrat Presidential Primer

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  1. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    Resistance is Fertile! A Who’s-Who-The-Heck-IS-That of 2020 Candidates — Your Democrat Presidential Primer
    https://www.redstate.com/bradslager...2020-candidates-democrat-presidential-primer/

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    With the Democrat field expanding like a mushroom field here is an attempt at some order

    Given all of the reactionary hysterics and the media-fueled outrage at a non-existent Russian electoral plot we were sure the Democratic Party would have an energetic slate of probable candidates looking to depose the despised President. What has happened however is an ever-widening collection of motivated do-gooders are jumping into the ring for the party nomination.

    Beyond some of the expected names, a new batch of arrivals has also joined the fray, and this is leading to amusing results. CNN and the other news nets (but not Fox News!) which are staging the debates beginning this summer are grappling with how to manage such a large collection of prospects. At least for the first round of discussions, they have to divide the field in half and hold debates on successive nights in order to fit everyone in.

    The other result is now these candidates are trying to out-extreme each other in order to be noticed. They have taken to making outlandish promises and draping themselves with a pet project for the sake of being name-checked and earning some media traction. So below is the list of known candidates, and some of the prospective names, and the issues they are desperate to have attached to their name.


    Cory Booker
    Known For: Being “Spartacus”; dating Rosario Dawson; creating imaginary acolytes.
    The longtime NJ Senator and T-Bone’s friend used his posturing during last Fall’s Brett Kavanaugh SCOTUS hearing as his audition tape for the campaign, embarrassing himself to all but his ardent followers.
    Pet Causes: Anti-Lynching bill; Giving all American children a $1,000 savings account; legalizing marijuana

    Kamala Harris
    Known For: Passing laws favoring Planned Parenthood; Launching her career by having an affair with Willie Brown.
    Harris has been long looked as a Dem hopeful, checking off so many demographic boxes they have to write in more categories. She was another who used Kavanaugh’s hearing as her coming out party.
    Pet Causes: Allowing DREAMers to get jobs in Congress; Abortion legal up to birth;

    Bernie Sanders
    Known For: The Man Who Scared Hillary; being a socialist who owns 3 houses.
    Sanders is famous for espousing socialist ideals, but not exactly living by them. He loves to offer taxpayer giveaways like he is Santa Claus.
    Pet Causes: free college tuition; Free healthcare; free prescription drugs; pretty much anything he can give away

    Elizabeth Warren
    Known For: Faking her Native American heritage;
    There was a time when Warren was looked favorably as the first possible female President, but a wealth of female candidates has diluted that image.
    Pet Causes: Targeting business for workers; Wants a “wealth tax”;

    Beto O’Rourke
    Known For: Jumping on furniture; talking with his arms; claiming to be hispanic; having his father override a DUI; stealing his campaign graphics from Whataburger
    O’Rourke has been deemed one of the Democratic Party rising stars, without much accomplished, and he is hesitant to make many platform declarations.
    Pet Causes: Open borders; accusing the President of being a Nazi

    Amy Klobuchar
    Known For: Abusing her staff; being from Minnesota
    The longtime Senator was hoping to bank on being MidWest nice, but stories of flinging office supplies and eating food with a comb have plagued her. She leaned into global warming in her announcement speech, during a blizzard.
    Pet Causes: Climate Change; Cyber-security; has a trillion dollar infrastructure plan

    Kirsten Gillibrand
    Known For: Filling Hillary’s NY Senate seat; suggesting Al Franken be dismissed
    She has banked heavily on women’s causes in the past, and her platform is largely based on restoring values in D.C.
    Pet Causes: Paid Family Leave; Orange Man bad

    Pete Buttigieg
    Known For: Being the “Gay Mayor”; having a name few can pronounce
    The Mayor of South Bend, Indiana is trying to be seen as a political reformer to appeal to millennials.
    Pet Causes: Change voting districts; revamp Supreme Court; called the Electoral College “dumb”

    Julian Castro
    Known For: Former mayor of San Antonio; being Latino but not good at speaking Spanish
    The former member of Obama’s cabinet has to do much to become a notable figure.
    Pet Causes: Overhaul of immigration law; dismantling ICE; universal pre-K

    Tulsi Gabbard
    Known For: Surfing in Hawaii; angering Democrats on social issues
    The photogenic Representative has been on the receiving end of controversies since she announced – from her own party. Her stances on LGBTQ and foreign policy have been under fire.
    Pet Causes: Fighting corruption and greed in politics and business

    John Hickenlooper
    Known For: Mayor of Denver, Governor of Colorado
    While lightly known he is accomplished, however his strength on economic issues is mitigated by the fact the country’s economy is currently humming.
    Pet Causes: Saying America is broken; his economic record

    Jay Inslee
    Known For: Governor of Washington; playing basketball with President Obama while a House member
    A lightly regarded name he has some backing via PACs.
    Pet Cause: He is all about the environment and climate change

    Tim Ryan
    Known For: Challenging Nancy Pelosi for Speaker
    Basically fumbled out of the gate with this quote: “As a Congressman for almost 20 years I’ve watched the American dream slip through the fingers of many.” Soooooo, you think this is a selling point for your resume???
    Pet Cause: Has said he is in favor of a $40 minimum wage

    Andrew Yang
    Known For: Being a wealthy entrepreneur
    Yang will offer what he dubs as a “freedom dividend” to all citizens – i.e. buying votes. Has stated we are a generation away from whites exacting violence on Asian-Americans. (Not his official platform.)
    Pet Cause: Paying everyone $1,000 monthly

    John Delaney
    Known For: Uh…being the first to declare his candidacy, I guess.
    The former Maryland Representative almost sounds like a Republican when saying we shouldn’t attack banks, and our need to revamp social security.
    Pet Cause: Bi-Partisanship; opposing most far-left policies.

    Wayne Messam
    Known For: He’s not
    The Mayor of Miramar, Florida recently declared, and has one main challenge. I live in South Florida. Nobody knows of him here.
    Pet Cause: Wants to oppose the wealthy businessman President as a wealthy businessman.


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    Joe Biden
    Known For: Casual racism; creepy personal space violations; plagiarism
    The former Vice President has an issue with deciding to join the fray.
    Pet cause: Assuming he is qualified

    Eric Swalwell
    Known For: Being wrong about Russian collusion for over 2 years.
    The California representative and talk show fixture is expected to announce his plan to run in the next week. He is hoping no one calls him out on being wrong about the Mueller probe.
    Pet Cause: Being wrong about gun control

    Michael Bloomberg
    Known For: Spending millions on lost causes.
    Former New York Mayor had declared he would not run, but has lately has voiced a campaign as a possibility.
    Pet Cause: Gun control; running on his record of banning sugary drinks.

    This immense field may only be just the beginning. For the second stage of fun, the long list of candidates will be jockeying to come up with running mates. We may next have a Thunderdome scenario on our hands regarding the VP picks.
     
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  2. elderado

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  3. Cuddles

    Cuddles

    dems are clearly the chosen ones

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  4. Yeh sure. And Biden is one of the three wise men, and Kamala is the Virgin Mary.
     
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  5. Given Democratic attacks on religious principles and religion itself, I’m suprised anyone associated with a church would vote for them. Unless they are Muslim, of course.
     
  6. Obama went to a church in Chicago. And that church gave a lifetime achievement award to Nation of Islam Leader and premier jew-hater Louis Farrakan.

    Adds a whole new dimension to the meaning of ecumenical I guess.
     
  7. smallfil

    smallfil

    Hillary Clinton just waiting. There is a reason for it being, there is a limited amount of monies coming from the big donors. With this huge number of Democrat clowns, you have to thin the herd. So, expect scandals from the skeletons in their closets among these aspiring candidates!
    They will have to tear each other up to differentiate themselves from the pack! The best is still to come! Creepy Joe Biden might end up having cold feet. Let us see if he jumps in.
     
  8. The dems dont need hillary. They have other fresh faces now, like Bernie and Biden.

    Remember what Obama said: the successful candidate will need to have "that new car smell."
    So far they got the "smell" part nailed down. Not so sure about the "new."

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  9. smallfil

    smallfil

    Yeah, but the big donors are not going to support Bernie Sanders or even Joe Biden who is damaged goods? The creepy Joe Biden label is going to stick with SNL mocking him as well! So, who else to support? Michael Bloomberg himself might jump in or the blowhard Mark Cuban. Bloomberg might be acceptable to the big donors. I do not see them wasting their monies on the others.
     
  10. Yeh, I know. I have lost track of what Bloomberg is up to. There was a flurry of announcements about how he had decided not to run, but I guess now people are supposed to parse his comments to mean that he was just announcing that he would not be running as an independent but could still run as a dem. Whatever, just get on with it or not.
     
    #10     Apr 8, 2019