I was at a popular coffee shop earlier. When I went to the counter I was met by a cute young girl ( a real girl, not a fake trans). She took my order and then said she would call out my name when it was ready. She then asked what my name was and I replied “ build more prisons”. She looked at me strangely and smiled and then asked again. I replied the same : my name is “ build more prisons”. She smiled and said ok. 5 minutes later she called out my name , “ Build more prisons”. At first i didnt answer and she again called out “ build more prisons”. Everybody then starting clapping and started chanting build more prisons , build more prisons. I then grabbed my coffee and raised my fist and said “ lets build more prisons and get these thugs off the streets”. More clapping ensued and then i left. What a beautiful, heartwarming moment.
There are many things you could have said that would have been funnier than your fake Bart Simpson-style story.
No it just illustrates you're a jackass who doesn't know how to act in public. And it illustrates how you are obsessed with all this stupidity you post on here.
I think we can all agree that we need to build more prisons and throw all those violent thugs in prison.