2000 Year Old Scroll Proves Jesus is GOD!

Secret Service agents / protectors willing to expose themselves to death in order to protect Trump.
Such conviction and dedication proves that Trump must be God.

 

Teflon Don's miraculous resurrection, "He was wounded for our transgressions".

 

Cliff notes?

 

1. A piece of paper written somewhere around 100 years after Jesus' death has some verses from the Bible.
2. A stone block was inscribed with the name of a Roman governor best known for trying and ordering the execution of Jesus.

Therefore, Jesus is God.

Q.E.D.

 

Thanks.

That doesnt exactly have me speaking in tongues!

 

If you record a video with an emotive soothing voice with background music and you get this tingling feeling, that's God who's talking to you.

 

Please also obtain an old scroll to show that a human stayed
in the big fish stomach for 3 days.

 

Jesus (which wasn't his real name) died on a cross (which wasn't a cross) and resurrected 3 days later (announcement made 60 odd years later)

 

Jews adore their god and like to dwell and constantly read to get further enlightenment and to get some of that love.
There's only one problem for them, they hate garbage humans if they happen to be Palestinian.