i doubt anyone takes this thread too seriously haha
new highs after hours! who knows when it will end but lets enjoy!
Sure enough S&P now 1.3% off the lows and only down slightly. Always add a little leverage when market is down more than 1%. Who cares about a war
Perhaps the most amazing thing is 2 hours post attack and no tweet
Woo, another chance to buy a dip and sell for the rally! This market cant have a pull back over 2%, awaiting trump tweets to talk up the futures.
Woo back go record highs! How can the market go down with this much government and central bank support?
Oh nice so you have been long the whole way, it’s great!
lol everyone comes in to bash buying the highs and keeps missing out as the rally goes. Don’t fight the fed and government who want assets to...
Woo USA opens and back to the overnight highs! Never have to even worry with this
Woo! Chance to buy futures down 0.5%, can sell when they turn green for the open.
Woo new highs of the day, worst case they have a war in the Middle East and the federal reserve just prints more money. They can’t have a down...
Haha have to love how the vix is down considerably and markets up from Dec.31st levels and the only news is the Middle East conflict. Once people...
lol War in the Middle East causes maybe the S&P to give back one days gain, nasdaq still up huge. Bounce is already happening off the lows and vix...
Was the US strike in Iraq most likely and Iran promising a response. Sent oil up too but as we have seen every time before if there is volatility...
Woo! Why do people even work. Get long and add a little leverage and just collect money every day
Nasdaq 9000 by the close! Let’s finish the year on high ticks!
Another close in the highs and new records. Get on board, huge wealth transfer where feds print and government stimulates to give money to those...
Woo! tomorrow is gonna be amazing, wait til the bullish tweets!
Wow market all new records and FED pushing out more money! bull market for the history books!
Futures rallying back to all time highs! I thought you had finally just joined the fun long side haha
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