Also looks as though you could play a game of chess on his neck. Might be a short game though as he might get quite cross if he started to lose.
Makes you wonder what sheep call any member of the flock who is a bit of a non conformist or free thinker - presumably a “peep” due to their human...
I wouldn’t worry about space weather too much as space itself is a hoax, and is actually just a huge black sheet suspended over earth. Just don’t...
Not sure Elon has thought this through - the human race will expend all its energies in a state of permanent silicon induced orgasm given the...
One of the problems with psychics is that the spelling's similar enough to physicists to somehow lend them an aura of scientific credibility in...
Describing the scientists as basic seems a bit harsh but then again is possibly fair given the article.
It's complex but I'd summarise the situation as: Russia. Gas. Europe. Oil. War. Land. War. Gas. Oil. Death. War. Empire. Gas. War. Death. Russia....
I worry about your odd posts
RainMaker, RainMaker, plucking fruit from the tree and following its roots along their tortuous path deep in to the cavern of the ages won't stop...
At the risk of being branded a pedant and consequently cancelled, just pointing out it's "None of them is made up". Product of pre-woke era...
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Arming kids is leaving it a bit late, I propose arming embryos. Admittedly there would be a few practical difficulties to overcome but we are an...
I don’t think it will be nobody. I think even in the event of fences being pelted with crap the shallowest humans amongst us will want to bear...
It would be much better if they’d supply non-deadly weapons. Or even healing weapons, anti-weapons as it were. Actually I might put this idea to...
He would gain more respect by exiting through the driver’s window Dukes of Hazard style.
Yes definitely looking forward to replacing my kitchen bin with a small fusion reactor so that I can use carrot tops and old teabags to keep the...
A thousand years of intermittent war never really resolved anything, but that shouldn’t stop us trying it again hurrah!
There has been speculation that each of the two bars in a Twix represents one of the traditional genders and that therefore the product is...
As good a definition of insanity as any other. Although personally anyone who doesn't think like me is probably eligible for the asylum (unless...
Don’t panic we’ll seal it off in a mo, right after a nice cup of tea.
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