Subject: Democratic National Convention for 2008 Just Released - Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008: 7:00 PM Opening...
Well obviously ET is full of shit....and these fellas want to take a load off.....oh my....rofl
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of...
Dear Kotex, I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as:...
Dear Diary, Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double pane energy-efficient kind. Then, this week I got a...
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died And went to heaven. , St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've Been such a...
You are right. I have a lot of free time. I take 2-3 high probability set ups in a day. So that leaves plenty of time to socialize. LOL. :D
This is the first thread about Woodie and his room that is not full of garbage. Wow, how refreshing. I have been lurking in the room for 3...
A man loses his hat, so he goes to church to steal one off of the hat rack. When he gets there, the priest is giving his sermon on the Ten...
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads : "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM Machines enabling customers to withdraw...
Symbolism The Indian chief introduced his wife to a newspaper reporter. The reporter asked her name. The chief replied, "Three...
SENIOR DRESS CODE Many of us "Old Folks" are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. Despite what you may have seen on the...
We've all heard about Idiots & Morons. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition...
WOMEN'S HUMOR One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he...
This Should Explain It All... A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a...
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They went to see "Closed for the Winter." ***************...
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music & loud conversation and every once in...
I lost my appetite...
Only the arrow lets me know what the sign means. :confused: More Chinese English
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