Amazingly simple home remedies 1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep...
Things that sound dirty in golf that aren't......... 10. Nuts...my shaft is bent. 9. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 8. You really whacked...
One evening, a very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant patiently awaiting her date. While waiting, she decided to make sure...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the...
Redneck Pickup Lines 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer...
Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously: 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine...
Who knew!!!! 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking...
If you have kids, you will appreciate this one.:D
The Best Birth Control Known to Man.....:eek:
GOODBYE MOM A young man shopping in a supermarket Noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore...
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of...
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I like that...."the spitball trade"....rofl....is it ok if I use that one? :p :D
If you really want to learn the CCI and not have all the bullshit that Woodie provides go to www.ccitraders.com and join the free chat with TW and...
The Fly In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. A hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh ... if I go...
There were two friends, a white guy and a black guy. One evening, they were in a bar arguing over which of them could have sex the most times in...
Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the lake near Canberra. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how...
DUI A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, âWhere have you...
Life is all about ass ... think about it. You're either covering it, looking for it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it,...
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