Nutmeg, you know how to stick to the matter at hand..... :D
I spotted an older woman at a bar last night. She was not too bad for 57. We drank a bit, got a little frisky & she asked if I'd ever had the...
Flytiger, you think this is funny? Photos of torture victims? Dude, you have serious issues. UGH. :( :mad: :confused:
How to start each day with a positive outlook 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton" 3. Send it to the...
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and the assembly room was packed because none other than The Amazing Claude, the world's greatest...
A Woman's Poem He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used...
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."...
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you...
Abstinence A woman tells her boyfriend, "You know I am saving myself until we are married!" He begs her, "How about I just put the head in...
An old-time southern, hell fire & brimstone country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some Thought to...
A wife, in bed with her lover, heard her husband's key in the lock. "Just stay where you are," she instructed, "he's always so drunk he won't...
Top 12 country songs for 2006 12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine. 11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place...
Top 10 pirate pick-up lines 10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?...
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his...
Tennessee drinking rules A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to...
Blue Necks are Northerners -- the opposite of Rednecks. Because of Redneck jokes, here are some takes on how Southern folks look at Northerners...
Jesus and some friends An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The...
This is not exactly a joke...but it is weird. And you thought you were having a bad day.... Fire authorities in California found a corpse in...
12 Valid Reasons Not To Come In To Work 1. I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not...
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