Along with banjos, dungarees, eating straw and knobbing the odd relative (sometimes a female one!)
And I heard Bisto are bringing out some Holy Gravy. It's to be used on Christmas dinners, Easter eggs and other religious based meals. But...
I once went to church and found some Holy Gravel. It was on the drive. I only went the once mind. Didn't like it. Too much "Praaaaaise the...
"Seats next to him at the game. That sounds like an unforgettable conversation to me" I have recently returned from a trip to California...
LOL! Very good - that's the sort of funny thing I usually come out with. Well done you.
My real name is Doris
Just buy a pack of cards, find a few local stray cats or dogs and organise a poker school with them. You are obviously of above average...
apak? Didn't you sing California a few years back? It's all good mofo
Everyone should wear a bling wrist adornment now that Barton is top-dog. Say what ,word up, it's all good mofo (I think)
Phew!! Just back from a whistle-stop tour of the US of A(America) helping my new buddy(friend) Barton Obarmy finish off his election campaign...
Declined? Stll - credit crunch eh Bondage? Never mind - I love Hai Karate. The guv and I once drank 8 bottles each of the stuff before we...
His penis was transplanted from a Yak. Allegedly.
Don't tell everyone though. Or the people the other side of you trades will not be there and there will be no trend and it will all go...
B&Q in Wigan have some vacancies I believe. It's a pleasant little town that has lovely bakeries that sell great meat and potato pies - they...
Pardon me for asking Willy but why do you think it is that you have no mates? Are you a sort of Boo Radley character (Ted Bundy more like!) or...
Yes lots of criminals on here. Especially that geezer in Compulsive's (home??) video He appears to have stolen a haddock and attached it to...
LOL!!! Are you sure it wasn't a matchbox?
I think I saw that chap with the bags of leaves as well. He was quite a decent sized fellow but rather odd looking as he was bright green and all...
He used to be a woman. Called Beryl.
Have you considered Tottenham? It's very similar to San Diego and there is a lovely market in nearby Dalston where you can buy yams...
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