The Army has been experimenting for years to come up with a liquid that will eat through anything and they finally did it. It eats through glass,...
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that...
The Internal Revenue Service sent their auditor to a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to the Rabbi, and says, "I...
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to...
OK, TA, I see your animal joke and raise you one... A family of skunks was trapped in a thicket, surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves that...
How very true!!! :p
Think again! :p
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened...
...cheeks, but, taking a good look at the object of the song (his opening) up close, she hesitated for a precious second, allowing him the...
(and by three I mean the two desperados and the horse) ...leaving poor Don sitting on the pavement with that bewildered daytrader look on his...
âI have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for...
When a trader goes to Florida for the winter... :p
I was the tall, handsome, smart guy in very elegant, expensive, business-casual clothes. :p
HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED WITH ACCESS TO A LIGHT AIRPLANE! :p
On the other hand, I attended the presentations by the Realtick people and two seminars given by Mike Di Gioia and Malcolm Murray of Pristine....
I attended this seminar and was totally disappointed. My opinion is that the title should have been "7 Steps To Mastering Trading Cliches"...
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. - Stephen Bishop He is a self-made man & worships his creator. - John...
ABBOT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a...
This past Friday, everything went wrong because I was caught on the wrong side of the market (no one had told me that the market was going to drop...
Here are some silly jokes that aren't meant to be offensive, and if you are a Democrat please don't get angry! This is all just for fun... Q:...
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