She was Soooooooo Blonde . . . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow...
A Japanese soap manufacturing company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a box of soap that was empty. Management tasked its...
Nobody plans to fail, they just fail to plan. Therefore, it's probably best to always plan to fail to fail to plan. :p
Recently, a police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated...
Well, then, consider this.............................. In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday...
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," says the little boy....
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young thing. Just as she was about to...
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein,"-Joe Theisman, NFL sports analyst (POSSIBLE THAT A WHO'S...
Colorado Fish and Game personnel are warning shooters at a skeet range near Boulder to be on the lookout for both black bears and grizzly bears...
All you really need to know about Government and Bureaucracy: Pythagorean theorem: ........................................24 words. Lord's...
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Thought you'd might like to see what happened to me...
A city boy, young Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next...
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll...
Walking slowly into his favorite Irish bar, Mike said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, I just had another fight with the little woman."...
An elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French customs he fumbled for his passport. "You have been to France before,...
Lets face it English can be a strange language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the...
Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding meet with their Mullah (religious priest) for counseling. The Mullah asks if they have...
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational...
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this...
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin'?"...
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