A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the townâs register. His wife insisted on complaining to...
Way down in dat hot and humid old territory known as Louisiana, Bodreaux's old lady had been pregnant for nine months, and now the end-game time...
A businessman sent this fax to his wife: "To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 60 years can...
This apparently was a real memo sent out by a computer company to its employees. It went to all field engineers. The author of this memo was quite...
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. My...
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows... :p
After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called: SEX BETWEEN...
Two aliens landed in the New Mexico desert near a gas station that had been closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps, and the...
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Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm...
Jane was helping her husband, Bob, set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a...
Q: Now, why is it that the French eat just one egg for breakfast? A: Because, in French, one egg is "un oef"! :p
Parachute for sale, used only once, never opened, got a little stained, $500 or BO! :p
"If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country." :p :p :p :p
Reporters interviewing a 104 year old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being your age?" "No peer pressure!" * * *...
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked...
âLast week I took the first step towards getting divorced.â âWow! What did you do? Do you go see a lawyer?â âNo, not yet... I got...
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old...
With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from...
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman...
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