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An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself sitting beside a scruffy looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his...
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wwatson, This challenge sounds a lot like that old story of the man who approached a goodlooking woman in a bar and challenged her to prove to...
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering, they must...
A man bumps into a friend and sees that his friend's car is a total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his...
The masochist begs: "Beat me, torture me, humiliate me, tie me up all night, pleeeeeease!" To which, the sadist responds, as he's turning his...
Brian, I hear you and agree with what you said, but, having done this for a while, I sleep better at night knowing that my risk is controlled...
Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the...
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Sam had been a soldier at war for more than three years, during which he had been in many battles and won many decorations. He was finally...
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you...
Dear Kids, I am very happy in the new residence you have put me in. This week we actually got to go outside for an hour. I haven't been feeling...
It's amazing how much the military has changed over the past 10-15 years. For instance, the âground poundersâ now have night goggles, infrared...
* My lawyer is bilingual. He speaks English and double talk. * A lawyer is an expert on justice in much the same way your average hooker is an...
A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100." The pickpocket's lawyer...
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier...
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, âI'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer...
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