What is the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I donât know and I donât care, one way or the other! :p :p :p :p :p
At an entrance - Woman: Did you open the door for me because I am a lady? Man: No, I did it because I am a gentleman. :p :p :p :p
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm...
A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out...
Ted was having trouble with my computer. So he called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons, solved the...
Cimballi, LOL!! Not bad for a first joke... welcome to the thread, stick around, post another good one! :)
A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, âI donât like the looks of your wife at all,â âMe neither doc,â...
A man walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, "I got shingles." She said, "Fill out this form and...
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, "You can't drive around with...
âSorry, officer,â said the driver who was stopped for driving 130 miles an hour on the highway, âwas I, by any chance, driving a bit too...
(Just in case our Mexican friends get the idea that we don't know beans about their history) The City of Puebla, in the state of the same name...
TA, This story is very interesting, I'm sure it's accurate. Is it also true that the New York importing company had to get a replacement for...
Yes, MrS, some could see this as a sad picture. Trouble is, every time I look at it, I laugh. Perhaps it's just me. But, that's the great...
Oh NOOOOO!!! :p :p
OR ELSE!!! :D :D
- "And here's Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago." (David Coleman) - "Its a great advantage to be able to...
A French man nearly got away with stealing a number of paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the robbery and getting in and out and...
Scientists at the University of Dublin, Ireland, revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed...
Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the...
There is a two letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two letter word â itâs âUP.â Itâs easy to understand UP, meaning...
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