Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar...
So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without...
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An ancient Greek monastery perched high upon the Meteora cliff and the only access to reach it was by way of riding in a basket which several...
Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry out some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats were...
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram. Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see...
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00...
A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket and tries to write with it. She looks...
A man was pulled over for speeding down the highway, the officer came to the drivers window and said, "Sir, may I see your drivers license and...
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his...
Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from...
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little...
This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the...
Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and...
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer...
A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty bucks," she says. He'd never been with a hooker before, but...
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the 2004 Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1....
Rule 1: Life is not fair -- get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish...
Life is all about ass. You're either: covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a...
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly answered,...
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