28. Pay your taxes - they will not be with us too much longer! OK guys, it's over. It's done! WE RULE!! AGAIN!!! Deal with it... Please? :p
Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in. One said "Louieville" and the other "Louiseville."...
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook...
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another...
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly another car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at...
Two men were out golfing. As one was ready to take his shot, a funeral procession drove by the golf course. The man stopped what he was doing, put...
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat...
Three men wanted to cross a river. They had no idea how to cross it, so one man knelt down on his knees and prayed "Lord give me the power and...
My all time favorite postcard/slip-of-the-tongue from a hot vacation spot: "Everything is here - wish you were fine..." :p
Pierre, the French fighter pilot is having a picnic with his girlfriend. Girl: Kiss me Pierre, kiss me. Kiss me on the lips. Pierre opens...
To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates gave a Speech to high school students about 11 things they would not learn in...
A Taliban warlord was sitting in a cave high up on Bora Bora when he heard over a dune the voice of an American solider: "One American solider is...
Sooooo... This forum and thread are back in business? Fabulous!! Let's keep it clean, folks :)
Geography Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to...
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he...
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A golfer, playing a strange course for the first time, was teeing up on the first hole. He took out a 3-wood and addressed the ball. Suddenly, a...
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, the pilot, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his plane." Author...
A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very...
I had major plastic surgery last week. My wife cut up my credit cards! :p
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