John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!" That won him the top prize for the...
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly....
After their Superbowl victory, President George Bush called the Patriots to congratulate them on their win. Al Gore called the Panthers and...
Soesman, Good observation. Yes, this is a problem I haven't solved yet, or, at least my solution is not very elegant. It is my perception...
Tech A and howellpar, Let's look at the question as written: " 5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many...
I exited the following trades: NTIQ LONG EXIT AVG. $13.61 -.15 (PARTIAL) CDIS LONG EXIT AVG. $24.83 +.22 (PARTIAL) ACV LONG EXIT AVG....
A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant. The waitress asks, "What will it be?" The man replied "a burger and a coke." "And you?" "I'll have...
Scientists recently became convinced that they finally located the seat of medium-term memory in the human body: the middle of the left shin....
An elderly woman called 911 to report that her car had been broken into. She was hysterical as she explained her situation to the dispatcher:...
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets himself...
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was...
Thanks Soesman, I'm glad :)
I exited the following positions yesterday and early this morning: ACV LONG EXIT AVG. $62.9 +.36 (PARTIAL) SSTI LONG EXIT AVG. $12.74 +.04...
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs...
I exited the following positions yesterday: GPI LONG EXIT AVG. $38.44 +.34 IMR LONG EXIT AVG. $9.62 +.41 (PARTIAL) NATR LONG EXIT AVG....
Irish Fly An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over,...
Barbara Walters of 60 Minutes (USA) did a story on gender roles in Kabul several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women...
Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for...
I exited the following positions yesterday: NATR LONG EXIT AVG. $9.2 +.74 (PARTIAL) IMR LONG EXIT AVG. $9.53 +.32 (PARTIAL) WFMI LONG...
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