Things To Do In An Elevator 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you....
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I am not sure if this topic belongs here, but I am looking for vendors who would lease me well supported computer capacity to run automated...
COLD, COLD WINTER It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or...
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The Quiz Contest Chukchuk is in a Quiz Contest trying to win Prize money of $1 Million USD. The questions are as follows: 1) How long was...
TradeBolt? I was told that by using TradeBolt to take signals off Tradestation and manage them / send them off to a broker like IB, some of the...
Oh Brother!! A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she...
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Important Detail A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in...
Well, in your experience, is #1 relatively safe? in other words, can TS do it almost right, with an occasional slip-up, like a partial fill that...
I have developed a couple of good systems for TS and was thinking of autotrading them. Does anyone have experience doing that? Any good/bad...
djclif, What? June 2205? That's more than 200 years from now, man! Don't you have anything closer? :D
A FEW HOT ITEMS COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years...
The Switch A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each...
Shut Up Man!!! On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20, for their first lovemaking encounter: In...
Another Bar Story There was a man sitting at a barstool, and he looks over at the gentleman sitting next to him and says, "Hey, you look...
Another Guru Story The disciple: "Master, Master, is there life after death?" The Guru (smiling and reaching for the disciple's throat):...
Parlez vous Francais? "...And in a related story, CNN is reporting that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror...
Murphy's Law: Examples It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of living. The...
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