An Easy Decision A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their...
DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad, His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would...
Watch What You Eat For those of you who watch what you eat, it's a relief to finally know the truth after all those conflicting medical...
Gender Chemistry: Example Element : Woman Symbol : Wo (woe is me) Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg may vary from 40 â 200 kg Occurrence :...
Married A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment,...
The Best Excuse A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing...
GIRL: I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do...
IT'S EITHER BAD OR TERRIBLE The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Yes?" "Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking" "Mrs. Ward, this...
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom,...
Oldie But Still Very Funny After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered...
Word Mongering A day without sunshine is like . . . Night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I just got lost in thought. It...
B5476, I totally agree, execution is where the meat is. However, I spend a lot of time developing or trying out new methods and systems....
Maude And Claude Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in a retirement community. They met in the social center and discovered over time that they...
Oldies But Goodies I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start...
Other than TradeStation, MBTrading and IB, does anyone know of any other inexpensive (but reliable) stock options brokers that charge about the...
Another Texas Story A West Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that...
Repeated more or less similar experiment but focusing on the spring 2005 market for the forward test (optimizing 2 years back or 2 months back...
Status Report After fooling around with the eASCTrend Deluxe+ system for a couple of weeks, watching their videos, reading their material and...
I don't know of any other website like Collective2 - it certainly is a good idea! I like it and have learned a lot from it. There are several...
Getting back to the topic of this trend, Ablesys seems to have a good trading tool in eASCTrend, as witnessed by the many TASC awards they have...
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