The New Boston Law Firm A bit off color but there is no brighter light than the truth... :D
Seeing Eye Dogs There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to...
Falling In And Out Of Love The truth is that Cupid's dart hurts more coming out than going in... :D
Duck Flu :D
Typical... A very Beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a very tall building and she falls down. On her way falling down, an American...
Saving the Preacher The Preacher explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the...
"There is no spoon!" (from The Matrix)
The Accommodating Husband "Young woman," said the judge at the end of a long set of testimonies and financial reviews, "this court is going to...
Crucial Negotiation After reviewing several x-ray films, the doctor told his patient that he needed surgery costing $5000.00. The patient...
Country Music Woes Q: What do you get when you rewind a country song? A: You get your house back, your truck back, your wife back and your...
SOSTrader, This is not an advertisement, just my personal view. Years ago I had the same question that you are asking here, and took the...
Telling The Time Pilot: Control tower, what time is it? Control tower: What airline is this? Pilot: What difference does that make? Control...
Daytrading Options Although I agree in principle with the general belief that options were not designed for daytrading, there are a couple of...
News From (insert your favorite stupid place here): "Terrible accident! A two seater airplane lost control and fell in a cemetery... Local...
It's A Hard Life, But Full Of Opportunities :D
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Can someone help me find information sources on how to trade collars? By collar I mean buy the stock and the put, sell the call; keep adjusting,...
Way To Go, Grandma!! The letter shown below is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year old woman. The bank manager thought it...
FOOD FOR THOUGHT Figuring an average of 160,000 US troops in the Iraq Theater of operations for the last 22 months and the rate of mortality...
Pearl Of Wisdom They say that a spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you most likely wouldn't have had if you'd stayed...
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