POLITCAL CORRECTNESS?? "Mike, If you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the...
Sleeping Beauty After a night of drinking, Jack crept into bed beside his wife Ann who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and...
Latest Scientific Development A British company is developing computer chips that store and play music in women's breast implants. A company...
This is funny, BUT, for those of you who like beer, BEWARE! http://www.mivzakon.co.il/DayMailFiles/bud.wmv :D
MANAGEMENT LESSON Bob wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else. One day Bob got so frustrated that he went...
Many Computer Viruses The Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The Kerry Virus -...
Incredible Go to site www.humanupgrades.com and then follow the link Human Upgrades > The Team > Anesthesiologists, wait until it loads and...
MABEL & MAUDE Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls...
Romantic Prospects It was a sunny Friday afternoon. Myrna and Ethel were sitting on the front porch chatting, just watching the day go by. They...
Inflatable Doll Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" Customer says,...
Vanilla Pudding Robbery This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery...
Congratulations, Baron, that's fantastic, all the best!! :)
Memories On the evening of their 50th anniversary, a reminiscing wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went...
Oh Noooooo!!! :D
Good Question A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin...
Price Talk Brunette: "I expect they'll be raising the gas prices again soon." Blonde: "Won't affect me. I always put in just $20 worth." :D
Read the whole Yannis quote, man, go back to my latest post and read! :D
Investing Styles :D
Actually, this wonderful quote is from Yannis, here on this thread, a few days ago (1/13/06) ... :D
There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting...
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