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A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. 'What troubles you,...
"I've outlived my dick." A Poem - by Willie Nelson (maybe) My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out. What used to be my pride and joy, Is...
Remember Wheaties, the breakfast of champions?? [ATTACH]
“I cried when I was born, and every day shows why.” George Hurbert
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I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams “It isn't premarital sex...
An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman...
DAMN- Ya gotta love our freedom of speech! Made my am. [ATTACH]
Ron Chestna 89 years of age was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. He was asked where he was going at that time of night. Ron replied, "I'm on...
An oldie but real goodie.... The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty or give me Death'?"...
No sex after surgery complaint- A recent article in the West Australian newspaper reported that a woman, Mrs.Maynard has sued a Perth Hospital,...
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Love the fact that the headline uses the word AWESOME- ?? The dog /cow? in the exhibit, put me on the floor. Man's awesome zombie nativity scene...
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