Please tell me you don't prefer Dripping Springs? Tito's is triple-distilled. Don't yew pay no nevermind, Yankees. Iss a Texas thang.
In all seriousness, let me encourage you not to fight it, but to roll with it. I am pretty fucked up myself, and long ago learned the truth of the...
Thanks very much. I looked him up but can't tell where he is based. I might want to teach him something.
I am truly sorry for your loss. Sorry I asked. I'll buy the ammo. But you pay the range fees. Mind telling me what else you trade over and over? I...
Oh. I misundertood. You wanted rich Texas traders. Well, there's pspr. And Redneck. And me.
Well I'm...What are you...Don't think...Oh, fuck you're right. I just looked in the mirror.
Whur yew be fum, boy? Yew gots nuttin' own me. Ah talks crude and drinks grains! Tito's bein' ma favvite.
Perhaps. But he can't log in. They don't recognize his pissword. methinks that The Amazing Rande is about to become a sponsor and cumplaned.
True Republicans never go to Howston. It is a din of inequity. Dermocrassic through and through. The true bastion of faith is in Norte Tejas....
I've got the bitch busy coding up my latest wet dream following the pecker tracks on my sheets. BTW, Deco was banned. Serves him right if you ask me.
Don't pretend that you be illitrut. "Never ask a man if he is from Sparta, for if he were, he would have said so." I am so old I cannut dismember...
Michael Dell. Harold Simmons. Ray Lee Hunt. Robert Bass. Ross Perot, Sr. Mark Cuban. Lee Bass. Sid Bass. Edward Bass. Bernard Marcus. T. Boone...
I know you are from SoCal, but I forgive you and love you anyway. Guilty on two counts, but not illegal, unless you count being from Virginia....
I think you are thinking of a joke from my youth: She offered her honor. And he honored her offer. It went that way all night. Honor and...
As La Mere Bete proves, modesty is not one of our virtues. Some say it is because there is too little lithium carbonate in the water. My hat is...
A great post! Thanks. May I ask who your trading coach is? That one quote of his or hers alone is priceless! Once heard, who can ever forget it?!
I beg the benevolent forbearance of moderation on this one for a bit. My rubric is properly psychological because I believe that geography...
People's internet handles (not to mention their love handles) speak volumes about their characters. I have no clue what a "doji" is and refuse to...
Like most people, your dreaming subconscious is much smarter than the waking semicomatose you. But lucky for you, the doctor is in. The answer is...
Anna, my dear friend Mudgie is far too reserved ever to express the deep and abiding love he feels for you. But I must share with you that he is...
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