The Sky is Falling... Futures Going To Get Killed Tonight!!! http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1281520#post1281520 Just...
100% in five months is not impossible, just highly improbable for a new trader. I made (net) well over 20% in May. Do you remember what May looked...
Wow, where to start? Actually, I think secxces pretty much nailed it, and then you pretty much proved him right... And why would you turn down...
ASCA, TTWO shorted USO, out...
I thought I was your favorite piece of shit on ET... And what happened to posting a call of any kind? Nothing? Not even a "I might be long...
Can't sleep, so I figured I'd humor ken and illiquid... I'm fairly flat short & mid term, I've been taking profits since before...
There is no challenge. Use the search function... I did... You're a nurse (actually you're studying to become a male nurse, and I think that's...
But I don't want to go to Nursing School... http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1284015#post1284015 I am a MAN... I am...
Two weeks, seventy-six posts, and not one but TWO systems for sale... ehh, that's about right... Real Traders do it for Money... Not Snake Oil...
Hey, I'm the only one who's made an offer... ...So what if it was lint from my left pocket... I figure Snake Oil straight up for my lint is...
Because the secret ingredient is snake oil... It'll short out the computer system... Zoi4WE09er+heQ_~`".>...
I found some lint and a gum wrapper in my left pocket... What's the lawyer's address...? Oh wait, I fixed the problem... Nevermind....
I vote for me... either way... covered shorts and flat... I'm going to go shovel my driveway... And then burn money to stay warm... :p Mr. BS...
It doesn't. But he did make 100 million dollars after the 1929 crash... ...Does that one fit better...? ...and then he lost it all....
He is? DOW 9,000? I guess that does sound more realistic than DOW 36,000... But from 12,000 to 9,000 because of one more fed hike???...
He also shot himself in the head with a .32 Colt... :( ...Just throwin it out there...
Kerkorian dumping all of his GM stock, NYSE's problems with order routing, NYSE volume mystery, terror threats against stock market platforms,...
I thought he had started buying at/near the end of 05 when it was below $20...? ...Maybe that was just me...
Actually, the sky is falling in half the US... (snow storms) I'm in one right now, and I'm surprised nobody on this thread mentioned the weather...
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