101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3....
Emotional extremes Several aspiring psychiatrists from across the country were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to...
Oldie But Goodie Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, but you've got to get them in there first!! :D
Top Four 2008 Adult Jokes Fourth Place : A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast....
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man, have I got a lot of problems! :D
New Year Math A man had two goldfish, he named one "One" and the other "Two" So that... if one died, he'd still have two. :D
This Is Cool http://www.adobecards.com :D
New Financial Vocabulary CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement...
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water...
Getting Down To Funny Business http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=imQSuJVFUSU&eurl=http://www.imao.us/ :D
So, you couldn't get a green card, right? Bummer. But, don't worry, pal, it's not the end of the world, just keep on drinking heavily and things...
Jay Leno! Terrible leader of night time comedy... really bad!! :D
Yes, absolutely. Everyone knows that you've got to cook the spleen before you eat it! :D
Now, why do I get this feeling, from you and the rest of the liberals, that it wouldn't have bothered you much if he had killed his own mother and...
Excellent points both, I agree.
Delusional too --- LMAO :D :D
Just another coward, I knew it! :D
From: www.AmericanSolutions.com "Dear Friend, I just finished up a radio interview with Sean Hannity and I wanted to share with you some...
These brave men and women died defending their country, fighting against Islamist terrorists and freeing two great nations to stabilize that vital...
Sarah Smile Song http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=np8IAoP8B4M :D
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