I went to a chinese diarrhea convention last night , after the speech finished everybody started crapping. (C'mon c'mon you'll get it. read...
My girlfriend was cooking dinner in her bra last night.. I said to her "don''t you have a frying pan?"
My girlfriend hates the fact that I smoke Class A drugs after sex. I told her it's not my crack that's stinking up the room.
Remember Jesus' miracle of multiplication, in which he had a handful of bread and fish and made thousands of copies of them and then distributed...
What could be done to bypass this horrible stereotype and allow those who really need medical attention get it or at least be treated with some...
Nice story "One thing that the 1987 crash made very clear was that there was no real liquidity in the markets, when it was needed. Virtually...
You know what Chris Rock said, the only reason men buy a house is because women won't fuck them in a cardboard box.
DUBIA is gona cause a hella of a drop as is the Commerical RE on the books of those banks...all be it BAC has less exposure....
There are plenty of talented people out there and the best we can do is hand these people an unemployement check. If you tossed out the rule...
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Clarks are some kick ass shoes. I bought a pair of these and the shine never dulls. They look good with jeans. I have about 6 different pair of...
No biggie. Basically deposting your money in a bank is like loaning the bank your money, there's some kind of contract that they "owe" you...
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly...
I don't know what to make of acorn. If the gov't funds acorn and you go to work for them, you can like it or leave it. If you like it, hey,...
The five costliest conditions- -heart disease, (cause MCD) - mental disorder, (babies born to dumb bunnies) -pulmonary disorders, (no...
Here are 15 People All Securities and Corporate Litigators Should Follow on Twitter, in alphabetical order: @amlawdaily â The American...
Also seized was George Washington Savings Bank in Orland Park, Ill., with $412.8 million in assets. Betcha George is pissed.
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When my wife gets out the bath and stands before the mirror, she faces the same problem that all muderers face: What the hell do you do with...
Why did the Pope cross the road? He crosses everything.
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