My new girlfriend is very flat-chested but I'm not bothered. I'm much more concerned about her penis.
"Ten bike and pedestrian paths will be built in Philadelphia and South Jersey with $23 million in federal stimulus funds, officials announced...
most married men in America are living with the best woman they can afford. --------------- Well said :D :D
I crack myself up.:D C'mon, give me another "word" to use in a sentence.
To accomplish these goals, we establish departments, standards, workflows and procedures and employ a specialist in contextually indicated deixis...
FDIC-Insured Institutions Report Earnings of $914 Million in the Fourth Quarter of 2009 Full-Year Net Income Totaled $12.5 Billion FOR...
I made a list of things to do before I die: 1. Shout for help... (so far this all I got)
Now that I'm thinking about it. Maybe when Hank Paulson asked Pelosi for the tarp funds she should have asked Hank if he'd like to thumb wrestle...
Now if we could ask Charlie Munger (the old geezer from basicland) a question. Here goes: "Dad, is that you?" Never know how good his memory...
'Ask Warren Buffett' on Squawk Box: Send Us Your Questions Here. ------------------------------------ After much thought, the question I...
some research has suggested it is found in a chemical from smoke. ----------------- Suppose we made a market, 1000 smokers, everyone go long....
have also heard that cancer is created by cell mutation, that you know, this you don't. supposedly we have a cell, white cells, that kills these...
Minorities trying to take over the country. They own all the gas stations now No biggie,running a gas station is the equivalent of picking...
Okay, here's the plan guys. Imma going to put your money wid me and when the stock drops I'm gonna buy more, now go home and and pray to Jesus...
I'm curious too. Your post said "judgement" but the news said "$150m fine". I'm guessing but presume a "fine" would go to the SEC and not the...
Munger uses the form of a parable to explain how Wall Streetâs love affair with gambling has destroyed Americaâs Main Street....
I met this girl and got her back to my place and we started fucking. I think she was schizophrenic though because she kept saying, "stick that big...
I was sitting in an Italian restaurant after waiting forty minutes for my dessert, and then the waiter came over with a slight erection and a...
What happened to all your money??? "My dog ate it."
Fresno, CA. Feb 22 (The dumbest city in America) Police released a tape of a woman with slurred speech calling the 911 emergency line to...
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