I have to tell you, since nobody with any sense is reading this, that I have utter contempt for most traders. I make $1k to $2k a day consulting,...
Too funny! Do you want to be Stan Laurel or Oliver Hardy in my Comedy Trading School? Or perhaps Bud Abbott and Lou Costello are a better model?...
You know, it doesn't make any fucking difference at all what you think about the market. When a girl flops on her back and pulls her skirt up and...
I would like to be "always in", but at my age I can't keep it up that long. Interesting that when I repeatedly show ET with execution reports how...
Elephantiasis of the ego, haha! I remember over 50 years ago seeing in a medical journal a picture of a guy whose balls were so swollen he needed...
Agreed, RealDeal. All you need to do is trade the Hershey intraday futures method and your fortune is ass-sured.
Thank you for your generous gift. You have a way with words that is totally foreign to me as a burnt-out old engineering failure. For any ETer's...
Thank you. Some asshole in "Trading" just doubted my ass-sertion that it is possible to make 1% a day on your account. You clearly can, but you...
Is true. See Joe Doaks' new thread in strategy trading. One trade for one minute made $35 on $3875. Kiss my ass, BTW.
1% a day.
It is not the size of your account that counts. It is the size of your balls.
Thank you for explaining. I worked a 26-hour shift yesterday, so I was out of touch. It is so embarrasing to be reminded of the sins of one's...
I prefer the nutty variety.
Might a Jack fan disrespectfully inquire why you are closing my favorite threads? I mean, Jack himself is old, are you going to "close" him, too?
There IS a law tying it all together. The Law of Unintended Consequences.
I have been using E-Signal with total satisfaction for about eight years. If you are not experienced as a coder, it has a nifty auto-code...
One minute is not noise. It is the natural rhythm of the market. I have looked at all time frames longer and shorter. One minute is it.
Emission accomplished. Thank you for your inattention.
Get over the fact that he's a scary asshole and let him speak. I myself dream trading and develop trading systems in my dreams. I have gold I...
Mostly fucking yankees, though. From northern Mexico. But my grass gets mowed for cheap.
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