Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail...
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his excellent trading ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked...
Chuck Norris purchased Timothy Sykes DVD just so he can have Timothy sign it in person. This was all a trick. Chuck really just wanted to see...
China Life Insurance did not make a pledge to support all children orphaned from the quake out of goodwill and altruism. It did so because they...
There was no earthquake in China. Chuck Norris was trading the HSI and pounded his fist on the table because the index did not follow his...
Chuck Norris is not concerned with overnight risk. He simply gives the evil eye to the markets before going to sleep. Oh and Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris went on a shopping spree last weekend and charged $350M on his Mastercard. Hence, Mastercard will report a charge off of $350M in...
Chuck Norris has not made a single mortgage payment since 1972. As a matter of fact, he never even placed a down payment. Yet, his Malibu home...
The FED is not concerned with inflation when it cuts rates. The FED is concerned with the fact that Chuck Norris has a HELOC that is based on...
Chuck Norris doesn't speculate when he trades hundreds of contracts on hogs, wheat, corn, OJ, coffee, etc. This is how he goes grocery shopping.
I can do this all day... Am I the only one here? C'mon...where the hell is Nutmeg, Fly, and Yannis?
The world is not going through a food crisis because of speculation. Chuck Norris simply had a larger breakfast than usual.
The average person is assigned for all short options expiring within .05 ITM by market close on expiration day. Chuck Norris goes through the...
options are a zero-sum game. Except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ALWAYS wins.
The last time your platform went down, it was not due to a technical issue. Chuck Norris was seen on the company parking lot and everyone...
Chuck Norris RECEIVES a commission every time he trades.
Ken Lay did not die of a random heart attack. It was caused by a prank phone call advising him that Chuck Norris had taken a loss on a small...
Chuck Norris doesn't predict the price of oil. Oil just does whatever the fuck Chuck Norris says!
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Every time I fill up my car, I wonder why people complain about high gas prices. These are the same people that drive 90 mph, speed up to reds,...
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