I like you! So I AM going to teach you some English. As aphorisms. Starting with "Truly stupid people don't know that they are." And "Never...
Progressive Alzheimer's is taking its toll. But there was a white trash Southern author once whose name I now forget who was asked how she made up...
There is only room for one humorist in this thread!
If you a coder, capture the spread and the bid/ask and see what happens to them on the change of the minute. Not always, but often enough....
You are spot on about the psychological makeup of home traders! Definitely a clutch of sick puppies, and I am their den mother today! The...
Try not to be so supercilious, Jinxie. Go look it up. The fact that YOU know I am stupid doesn't bother me in the least. I have been living...
Always. What the hell else is there to do after profit taking? Happy Hour starts when I punch out. But I am obliged to keep watching in the...
Oh, god! It is so humiliating in retrospect to be a noob. The foolish things you believe in. TA. Efficient markets. Random markets. The solemn...
Hey, the guy is just trying to fit in. I have twenty aliases because the first 19 embarrassed me. One must constantly reinvent onself as a trader...
Cruel? You don't know cruel! You should see what I do to the silhouette targets on the range (I lernt this from my gentle Croatian wife when she...
What a delightfool analogy! I am going to plaguegiarize that! I hate drawdoons. That's like not getting laid every day. It is a leetle known...
I give English lessons in my spare time, if you would care to learn to fake it better. Not that you aren't faking it good awreddy. If I taught...
Read all of this thread and tell me what you think. The meanist thing I do is shoot grackles with an air pistol. You may not know this, but...
That would be a good philosophy if I could pull it off. Remember your first piece of ass? Was it maybe the best you ever had? My first wife was...
Thank you for your kind thought, but in fact I am one of the most reprehensible people you would ever want to not meet. I feed doves in my back...
Bear in mind that you are asking questions of a feeble-minded old man who cannot remember what the question was by the time he is halfway through...
How much I had and how much I risked in daytrading are vastly different sums. When I wised up and quit trading stocks in favor of futures, I...
In truth I did not know that I was crazy until after I had been trading about five years. I always knew I was somewhere north of newrottic, but...
Oh, yeah. I think I do remember you. Kinda roly-poly? Sorta not too clever? Let me explain the 2.618 extension like this. Take your weight. Divide...
Let me put it in street language you can easily follow. Support is when you don't get any resistance. Resistance is when you don't get any...
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