F*CK YES. +55K marked.
I got out shortly after the open, but yeah. I was long shares as well so it was a wash. I am short the May serial 2700C from 75.xx avg on 100x....
T’s underfunded pensions. Their debt/EBITDA just passed 4.0. They need purchase accounting to inflate their way out. They are fucked. Buying T...
Great, dude. A vaccine in a year when we're all back to our normal lives. These stories hit the wire and don't move the needle at all... The thing...
I bot shares at 06. Nothing crazy. My only concern is the weekly emp number but it will implode after that hits the tape.
What's been debunked, dipshit? Reporting that you have a brain?
Take comfort in the knowledge that you're more liquid than Duzo.
Right, Bro. As if you've ever been in the same room with a Cray. I am certain you stressed the Cray with your MC sims and short puts.
F you. Trump can't spell cat. All that Joe has to do is drop and do 20 pushups and challenge Trump to do one.
Cool story, Bro! And you're still going to lose in spectacular fashion.
of course... ;)
Just short the put. Sure, it's a likely 42% return on req, but it's inefficient use of capital. The 10/20 bull spread is a double at $20 at exp.
I am short the 2190/2200P x 2350/2370C 2x1 from 7.2 for APR17 exp. Neutral to 62 give or take (not that that figure matters).
Short AMZN in vol for a touch of 2262 inside the earnings date (no report risk). Equidistant S/L. 2295.xx last. FWIW I am in the asym-condor from...
Like I want the screen populated with "nice rack" over and over.
He claims he took seven maths in CC. Seven. A semester course. He could claim an undergrad in maths with the courses he claims to have taken in...
Follow up :) Short the APR24 280 synth-straddle from 19.5 via shares and short 2x280P. it's a beautiful thing.
lol you must be thrilled. Now you can eat!
Can I get my $9.99 back, please?
It's none of your f***ing business.
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