Subject: And thats how the fight started! When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... so, I took...
Must be OSHA or PETA Requirements (Read to the End):
Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf..... Unfortunately, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of...
Thoughts from across the pond (sure makes it simple): âAn email from Ireland to their brethren in the States...a point to ponder despite...
CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself...
Joe-Bob (15) marries Lucy (14, barely) and they leave on their honeymoon. Young groom returns from their backwoods honeymoon hunting trip...
Related Marital Issues Boy, 16 and girl, 14 legally marry in Louisiana. They move to Kentucky and get jobs. Together, they have 2 kids, 3...
Discretionary Relative Issues A REDNECK LOVE POEM ("Pa" sounds like he could be "Nutmeg"??) SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO...
Interesting Human Body Facts - The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm. - A...
Double Dose of Vitamin V A man went to the doctor to get a double dose of Viagra but his request was denied. "Why can't I have a double...
Hillary's Favorite Bumper Sticker
Do NOT try this during Market Hours - it could be costly!!! Man Game - a real distractor. . . ....
For my Chicago Trading Thieves: A young blonde woman in Joliet, Illinois, was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing...
Note Driven (climactically) Melody. . . . Might just want to "hum along" with this one!
While walking through a San Francisco park a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he...
Unidentified Grandpa Member There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra...
This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to...
Ancient History. . . . Lewinsky and Kaczynski The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the 'Style...
CALORIC STATISTICS Calories Burned During Sex* REMOVING HER CLOTHES:* With her consent.................................12 Calories*...
Nookie Green An Irishman goes to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I had...
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