A trip to the vet Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Yellow Labrador turned...
Subject: Fw: Biker Humor A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The...
Toilet Cleaning Instructions : 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up...
To Be 6 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her...
Whose Bad Luck? A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single...
You, who worry about Democrats versus Republicans--relax. Here is our real problem! In a Florida State University classroom, the students...
Subject: Alzheimers test Alzheimer's Test How fast can you guess these words? 1. F_ _K 2. PU_S_...
A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves...
PERFECT TRUCK I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. I returned to the...
Inner Peace I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following...
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Bumper Stickers seen at Airport Employee Parking Lots Nationwide:
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GOLFER AT THE DENTIST A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry....
Modern Sensitive Male The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the...
Subject: "Honesty" 40th Class Reunion Rachel, Clare and Samantha haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other...
Clinton Wedding: Saturday afternoon, while helping Chelsea put on her gown, Hillery asked, "So, have you had sex with Marc yet?" Chelsea...
Now I don't care who you are, this is just funny!
Ruining a perfectly good Movie Poster. . . Next thing you know they'll destroy all my favorites - like "Animal House", "Second-Hand Lions",...
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