Farming Issues? A South Dakota farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring farm, and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy of...
And that's why all are dogs are smaller than me, in every way!! (Thanks Flytiger)
Flytiger - problem is, once Mommy tries Grizzly she may want nothing else but that ever again. . . .
Sorry excuse for a raccoon-huntin' beagle. . . .
The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings...
Talking Dog? A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking...
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........ My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I...
Money won't grow on trees but these will??!! Women will have a bounty on our heads. . . .
This may help "post-divorce". . . .
For all our Corporate Types: Christmas Party Announcement FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE:...
For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity. 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One...
"tradgedee!!!" Jesse Jackson, while visiting a primary school class, found himself in the middle of a discussion related to words and their...
Subject: The picture on the night stand After a long night of passionate lovemaking, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by...
Why Rednecks Can't Be Paramedics A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them grabs his chest and falls to the ground....
Political Correctness: "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream...
Great Golf Story: A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a...
This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the words Lewinski and Kaczynski in a limerick. Here are the 3 winners:...
Subject: Damn checking account An old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account."...
Maybe I will stay active in retirement someday. . . . Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to...
This accident happened in the Dallas-Ft. Worth area and you gotta listen to it. It is a phone call from a man who witnesses a car accident...
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